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Saturday, 5 August 2017

Nerd time

We're all aware that, inevitable though it might be, adulthood doesn't actually have all that much to commend it. Yes, it's great to know that no one is going to stuff you into a maroon corduroy pinafore without your permission (sorry, that's my eighties childhood speaking), and it's lovely to  drink G&Ts, but there's also the other stuff. Like having to be a good example to your children, constantly, which makes swearing in the traffic a no-no, ditto airing your true thoughts about man-buns and people who calls sandwiches 'saarmies', lest they be regurgitated by your impressionable five-year-old at a snacktime gathering of hipsters.

And, then, you don't get to learn as much as you used to. My sister pointed this out to me the other day; noting in a fit of rage how unfair it is that past a certain age, much of your day is spent tick-ticking behind a laptop rather than expanding your mind. As a true blue nerd (for kicks, as a kid, I used to read World Book), this is a particularly heartrending reality. I love learning. I love being able to repeat obscure factoids, throwing them around gaily at dinner parties, and even the process of just finding out new stuff thrills me.

That's why I've been dying to go to Science and Cocktails; a monthly science lecture hosted at The Orbit Jazz Club. Yes, it is a bit of a strange combo - science, cocktails and jazz. My husband and I were at first bemused: would the speaker scat her stats, as in "human genomes can be spliced be-bu-do-bu-do-budo'. Would key points in her lecture be punctuated by sultry sax solos?



None of the above, as it turns out. First, we had dinner - and a mighty fine dinner it was, too. I'd had a big lunch, so I settled on a burger - only to have instant order envy when I saw my husband's oxtail. I love oxtail, but it can be a bit hit or miss at restaurants. This was a hit, definitely - really tender and flavoursome. Keeping with the loving local theme, we finished off with malva pudding. Now, I maintain that Woolies' malva is one of the only things that makes winter bearable - but, trust me, it's absolutely no match for what was served at The Orbit. The pudding was drenched in creamy cinnamon spiked custard, and if memory serves it had a sugary crust that added to its complete amazingness.



So, that was the beginning of the evening - off to a great start. Next, we headed upstairs to order a couple of cocktails (I had a spiced tea old-fashioned - a little too sweet and medicinal, even it looked impressive with the science-inspired dry ice smoke billowing out the glass) and listen to the lecture. It was fascinating - just so great to be hearing about something new and totally out of my ordinary every day. We'd already had what we considered one of our greatest Date Nights ever, when one last treat was sprung on us - a jazz band, in the true long-red-nails and roll-back-your-shoulder tradition.



What an awesome, awesome evening. Check out Science and Cocktails homepage if you're keen to attend an event (scienceandcocktails.org/jozi) - the next one (29 August) takes a look at stars - I reckon it's going to be a goodie.

Friday, 7 July 2017

The perfect spot

There's been such a flurry of restaurant activity in Joburg over the past few weeks. If you're a food lover, you could drive yourself mad trying to think of where you'd like to try next. Happily, this morning, I managed to cross one of those new places, That Spot on 4th, off my list.

I'm really glad I did. If a place could be cosy and airy at the same time, That Spot hits the nail on the head. The decor is gorgeous - all light wood and pretty patterns - and it's small and intimate without being squashed and cramped.


If the place is aiming to be 'that spot' where you meet up with the friends before the after school run or for a quick bite just before work starts, the recipe is just right - but, with John Legend playing softly and waiters offering quick and unobtrusive service, it's also perfect if you need a few hours with your laptop.

As for the food... I'll start by saying that the coffee is absolutely perfect. If all days could start with a cappuccino this good, life would be a lot more pleasant. Let me also add that the little biscuit on the side (don't you hate restaurants that leave out the little biscuit?) is a small mouthful of happiness: buttery and crisp, I could well do with an entire plate of those to munch through.

There were a whole lot of enticing breakfast options. I avoided the healthier choices (creamy oats with beetroot and berry sauce, for example) because I am just not that kind of person, and went straight to the breakfast flatbread with chorizo, mozarella, caramelised onion, roasted rosa tomatoes and a fried egg. This is also available as a hangover waffle, and although I am not hungover, I have been trying to catch up on the sixth series of Game of Thrones before Series 7 kicks in, so I am feeling pretty much like a white walker myself. Although there were quite a few different variations on the flatbreads, with toppings ranging from lamb meatballs with minted tzatziki to honeyed roast aubergine with hummus, I was really pleased with my choice. The bread was chewy, soft and hit my carb lovers' heart with a golden arrow; the caramelised onion had just the right amount of sweetness and, really, can there be any complaints when something is covered with melted cheese?



I'll definitely be back to try those other flatbreads, though - I have a feeling I might become something of a regular.

That Spot on 4th: 17 4th Ave Parktown North
@Thatspoton4th